Daily Archives: January 22, 2011

A little old lady’s phone rings late one night and she answers it. “Hello,” a deep voice on the other end says, “I know you, you’d like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes … Continue reading →

A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, … Continue reading →

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. “What seems to be the problem, madam? The recommended initial dose for viagra sale uk is 10 mg. … Continue reading →

Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.” The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, “What on earth does Jesus mean — … Continue reading →