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Daily Archives: January 30, 2011
Impromptu
PRONUNCIATION: (im-PRAHMP-too or im-PRAHMP-tyoo) http://wordsmith.org/words/impromptu.mp3 MEANING: (adjective) 1. Made, done, or formed on the spur of the moment: improvised. 2. Composed or uttered without previous preparation: extemporaneous. Dapoxetine was the first medication used to successfully treat it and conquer purchase … Continue reading
Put On Your Thinking Cap!
Here’s a divergence from the usual dirty humor… for the intellectual crowd. Put on your thinking cap for this one: 1) X=Y ;Given 2) X^2=XY ;Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ;Subtract Y^2 from both sides The man has … Continue reading
Female-to-Female Truisms
I’ve seen two shows recently on female mid-life that went on and on about how mid-life is a GREAT time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… Puh-leeeeeeze! I’ve had a … Continue reading
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Lucky
Mike and Steve are talking about their respective weekends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up. “I must say I’m doing fine in that department,” says Mike. “This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith.” … Continue reading
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