Monthly Archives: January 2011

A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it. … Continue reading →

Twenty-four hours before his wedding, a young man asks his dad if he has any fatherly advice to impart before the big day. “Just two things,” the father says.  “First off, tell her you must have one night a week … Continue reading →

Three guys went into business for themselves. Said the first, “I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I’m the president and chairman of the board.” “I put up thirty percent of the money,” said the second, “so I’m … Continue reading →

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I’m just trying to make … Continue reading →

At a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are arguing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer.  The player says, “When I get bad cards, … Continue reading →

A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I … Continue reading →