Daily Archives: February 20, 2011

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over … Continue reading →

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.” The student is made proficient in safe driving techniques … Continue reading →

A couple had retired for the night and the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.  He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran … Continue reading →