Monthly Archives: March 2011

Big Feet

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. … Continue reading

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New Math

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Half of a … Continue reading

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The Dude

Mikrotik The Dude Version 3.6 Freeware Network Utility (Windows) Release Date: 2011.03.25 This network enumerator and mapper comes in handy when I’m trying to map out a customer’s network. Of course, it shows icons representing the devices on your network, … Continue reading

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Universal USB Installer

Lance Universal USB Installer Version 1.8.3.5 Freeware Utility (Windows) Release Date: 2011.03.23 “Live” distributions of Linux offer a wonderful convenience for those not quite ready to commit to the open-source operating system. By booting Linux directly from a CD (which … Continue reading

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Very Short Story

Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. Woman yells out window, PIG! It is an important ingredient of herbal energy supplements for women but it is also important for normal development of the heart, … Continue reading

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Touring Vatican

On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter’s Basilica, the second largest church in the world. The tour guide explained, “This church is so large that no man on earth could … Continue reading

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Vacation

“‘That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day at his first job. “I get two weeks’ paid vacation.” “I’m so glad,” said my mother. This is because find this levitra pharmacy … Continue reading

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Two Irishmen

Two Irishmen were sitting a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth … Continue reading

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Why Parents Go Grey

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put … Continue reading

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Cheap

The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered none of the boys had bothered to bring a … Continue reading

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