Daily Archives: May 2, 2011

After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. “How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face. … Continue reading →

Now I lay me down to sleep. One less terrorist this world does keep. With all my heart I give my thanks. To those in uniform regardless of ranks. You serve our country and serve it well. With humble hearts … Continue reading →

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. “You will … Continue reading →