Monthly Archives: July 2011

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, “I have an … Continue reading →

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.’ Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the … Continue reading →

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.  Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with yourself, and do you … Continue reading →

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He hunts the whole morning and couldn’t get a single kill. On the way home he comes up to a farm house and flying over the barnyard is a big … Continue reading →

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating situation. So he … Continue reading →

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The man and woman had been married for 50 years and it was their wedding anniversary. The wife asked her husband what he wanted for an anniversary present. He thought for a few minutes and then stated that for years … Continue reading →

Last night, Eddie the Egg was arrested by police and taken to headquarters for questioning.  He’s considered to be the prime suspect in the brutal beating of another egg at the farmer’s market. The other egg is expected to live, … Continue reading →