Cert Times Puzzle

They say that the best things in life are free. I don’t know who they are, but I might tend to agree with them if someone showed up at my house with the keys and clear title to a Bentley Continental.
I’m of the mind that “simpler is better.” That was also the concept behind last month’s quiz.

Q. A real simple one for you. You’ve roads without cars, forests with no trees and cities with no houses. Where can you find this?
A. A map.

I didn’t fool any of you it seems, but I did get an interesting, if not politically correct, response from William Hoyt…”From what I’ve heard, that’s North Korea.” Well William, I do believe they have roads and forests…it’s actually food they are a tad short on. But I liked the comment so much that, if you read this response and email me, I’m going to let you have one of our video courseware products…on me…just ’cause I like those smart ass comments.
This month’s winna’s are (remember, check your email and if you see an email from me the word “winna” in the subject line, tell me what exam prep you want and send me your snail mail and phone) Cindy Gioffredi, William Parker, Curtiss Barrett, Wade Preston and Amie Sanyang. Speaking of smart asses, this month’s quiz highlights a particularly clever one…at least I thought so.

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
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The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor.
The poor man goes home rich.

So, What song did he sing? Think you know the answer? Drop me a line at cteditor@examforce.com. Make sure to watch your email in case you are selected as a “winna.” Also, don’t forget to use the word “quiz” in the subject line. Otherwise I’m likely to delete it with the spam.
Send all entries to: CTEditor@ExamForce.com Ben Ice, Editor-The Cert Times

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