Daily Archives: September 11, 2011

Football

Posted on September 11, 2011 by Ron

The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN’S ATTIRE Up North:  Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South:  Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara (waterproof), concealer, and a … Continue reading →

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Defendant’s Testimony

Posted on September 11, 2011 by Ron

“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take … Continue reading →

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