Monthly Archives: September 2011

 Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.  Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.  Germany … Continue reading →

VA QUAKE BREAKING NEWS!!!     The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the VA earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.     … Continue reading →

The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN’S ATTIRE Up North:  Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South:  Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara (waterproof), concealer, and a … Continue reading →

“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take … Continue reading →

Q. Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: A bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If … Continue reading →

During the wedding reception in the family mansion, the bride’s Grandfather slipped her five $100 bills which she concealed in her glove, since he told her to keep it for “mad money.” By tradition, the couple spent their first night … Continue reading →