Monthly Archives: October 2011

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.” cialis online http://valsonindia.com/portfolio_category/home-products/?lang=eu A man becomes able to … Continue reading →

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day … Continue reading →

As my wife and I were sitting on the front porch, our oldest daughter came out of the house looking discouraged. It seems all her classmates knew their life’s calling, but she didn’t have a clue as to her own. … Continue reading →

An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman. So, if you already have weak eyesight … Continue reading →

A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter’s room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet. “What are you doing?” he asked her. Following the special invitees for … Continue reading →

A Sunday School teacher read a passage from the Old Testament book of Jonah to her class: “And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and … Continue reading →

A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest This may also cause disengaging of the bond between the … Continue reading →

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed … Continue reading →