Daily Archives: October 1, 2011

There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light. “Man, you just ran that red light!” the passenger said. “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time,” said the driver. … Continue reading →

While taking dictation one morning, a secretary noticed that her boss’ fly was open.  Upon leaving the room she said,  “Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open.” He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that … Continue reading →

An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked … Continue reading →