Monthly Archives: October 2011

Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship. One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what … Continue reading →

Familiar sayings we’ve all heard answers below. 1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 2. Birds of a feather, flock together. 3. Think before you speak. 4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 5. Don’t cry over spilled milk. 6. … Continue reading →

So the other day, my friends and I went to this “Gentlemans’ Club.” One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. A dancer came over to us, and my friend takes a $10 … Continue reading →

Introducing the new, improved MID-LIFE BARBIE: Now, at long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic. 1. BIFOCALS BARBIE: Comes with her own set of blended-lens … Continue reading →

My girlfriend always seemed to enjoy seeing just how much she could get away with doing some form of our bondage in public.  She does this partly because she finds it fun, mostly because she knows it drives me out … Continue reading →

There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light. “Man, you just ran that red light!” the passenger said. “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time,” said the driver. … Continue reading →

While taking dictation one morning, a secretary noticed that her boss’ fly was open.  Upon leaving the room she said,  “Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open.” He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that … Continue reading →

An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked … Continue reading →