Rare Pottery

In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery.

He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. “It’s not for sale,” said the proprietor.

“Look,” said the collector, “that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I’m eccentric. I like cats that way. I’ll raise my offer to ten dollars.”

Congress formed the ANCA to respond buy viagra soft to noise concerns of neighborhoods, air carriers, general aviation and airports. viagra online delivery It’s not a simple case of wanting to have sex. It weakens the parasympathetic viagra australia mastercard nerves and tissues. When this happens, the nerves are trapped in the damaged tissues of the spine and the central nervous system. cialis price australia “It’s a deal,” said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot.

“For that sum I’m sure you won’t mind throwing in the saucer,” said the connoisseur. “The kitten seems so happy drinking from it.”

“Nothing doing,” said the proprietor firmly. “That’s my lucky saucer. From that saucer, so far this week I’ve sold 34 cats.”

This entry was posted in Humour. Bookmark the permalink.