Daily Archives: January 21, 2012

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I will kill myself.” The Italian guy says, “If I … Continue reading →

Sitting in the bar George asked Johnny, 40, “How come you are not married?” Johnny: “I have not found the right woman yet.” George: “So what are you looking for?” Johnny: “Oh she’s got to be: * Real pretty You … Continue reading →