Monthly Archives: April 2012

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian. He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister was also valedictorian. He paused, leaned … Continue reading →

The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse. The buyer converted it to a tavern. One day an elderly man was walking by the place with his grandson and pointed … Continue reading →

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Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, “I get up late in the morning, have a light  breakfast and then I lie down on my veranda for a few hours … Continue reading →

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