Daily Archives: April 28, 2012

Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian. He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister was also valedictorian. He paused, leaned … Continue reading

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School House

The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse. The buyer converted it to a tavern. One day an elderly man was walking by the place with his grandson and pointed … Continue reading

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Cat Status

A mother cat is walking down the sidewalk with a trail of kittens behind her, when a tom stops and looks her up and down with appreciation. “Well, hello there, darlin’,” he accosts her. “Don’t you ‘darlin’ me!”, she snaps … Continue reading

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