Daily Archives: August 10, 2012

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10. When you turn on your television, you’ll hear “You’ve got Pay Per View”. 9. There will be a mysterious 19 hour period where your cable just won’t work. 8. Test Patterns: Televisions equivilent to a busy signal. 7. Every … Continue reading →

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At the scale manufacturers’ convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising … Continue reading →