Daily Archives: August 13, 2012

Rabbit Resurrection

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Ron

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, … Continue reading →

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Capital Knowledge

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Ron

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” A many men, due to smoking, alcohol addiction, prescription … Continue reading →

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Jail Mail

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Ron

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all … Continue reading →

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Walking Across Water

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Ron

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing. The pastor said to the others, “I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down.” So, he gets out of the … Continue reading →

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ex officio

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Ron

ex officio PRONUNCIATION: (EKS uh-FISH-ee-oh) http://wordsmith.org/words/ex_officio.mp3 MEANING: (adverb, adjective), By virtue of one’s official position. For example, the US Vice President is the ex officio president of the US Senate. People who are suffering from e nervous organic diseases, obviously … Continue reading →

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