Daily Archives: August 23, 2012

Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, andlet t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b) a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb a^2 … Continue reading →

After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker’s compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand … Continue reading →

Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it … Continue reading →

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five … Continue reading →

Top Ten Signs You Might Not Be Ready To Join The Air Force 10.  You’re afraid of loud noises, heights, and airplanes (First Lieutenant Maggie Rudolphi) 9.  For you, the thrill of flight is the little package of salted nuts … Continue reading →

A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder. “Every thought I have turns to my mother,” he told the psychiatrist. It is a kind of exercise that do not require the ability to … Continue reading →