Monthly Archives: August 2012

Elephant Robbery

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery. “You’ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk … Continue reading

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Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the … Continue reading

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Mind Games for Dogs

1.  After your humans give you a bath, DON’T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!  Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. 2.  … Continue reading

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Cat’s guide to caring for your human

Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in … Continue reading

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Organization

How to Catalog Your Possessions 2012.08.27.03:06 An at-home disaster preparedness plan should include taking inventory of all your valuables, from homeowners’ certificates to jewelry to electronics. Here’s how to do it. 10 things to keep in mind when improving processes … Continue reading

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Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is … Continue reading

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Not for Lunch

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.” “Fair … Continue reading

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Sleeping With Charlie

Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late to call the local service station. The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There … Continue reading

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Commodore 64

Commodore is Back 2012.08.25.19:12 Remember when computers were fun? When industrial designs weren’t the subject of constant litigation? Well, the computer company of your youth is now trying to make a comeback.  ZDNet’s Jason Perlow visited the new corporate offices … Continue reading

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