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Monthly Archives: August 2012
Keep Your Seat
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering … Continue reading
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Carbon: Graphene and Nanotubes
Graphene-like material paves way for faster chips 2012.08.24.11:58 MIT scientists create electronic components on material that answers graphene’s main shortcoming. Graphene is awesome, but a very long way from replacing silicon 2012.08.06.12:14 Graphene has acquired something of a reputation for … Continue reading
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Translation to Film
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Audacity
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Programming
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A Guide to Investments
STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com. BROKER: … Continue reading
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All Numbers Are Equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, andlet t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b) a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb a^2 … Continue reading
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Pirate Insurance
After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker’s compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand … Continue reading
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Worries While Flying
Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it … Continue reading
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Passing An Exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five … Continue reading
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