Monthly Archives: August 2012

suss

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

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Putting Up With Jocks

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there. “Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.” “Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I … Continue reading →

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Feline Physics

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

Law of Cat Inertia – A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, ora nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion – A … Continue reading →

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Stricter with the screening process

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel tells … Continue reading →

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Cloud Storage

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

Amazon Glacier: 99.999999999% durability long-term storage, for a penny a gig 2012.08.21.07:03 Amazon has unveiled the latest addition to AWS: Glacier, a long-term, cloud-based storage solution that costs just $0.01 per gigabyte per month. This is significantly cheaper than on-site … Continue reading →

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Additional Beauty Cosmetics

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Ron

Todd’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over … Continue reading →

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naff

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ron

naff PRONUNCIATION: (naf) MEANING: adjective: 1. Very unstylish or unsophisticated. 2. Useless; of poor quality. What starts off thick slowly becomes thin, and there’s absolutely nothing that can be done about this problem? One obvious solution that many people have … Continue reading →

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New Principal

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ron

As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in … Continue reading →

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GPS and Navigation

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ron

Chevrolet GoGo Link marries cellphone navigation and dashboard LCD for $50 2012.08.20.11:52 Chevrolet GoGo Link represents the beginning of the end for overpriced embedded car navigation systems. This $50 option lets you replicate your smartphone’s navigation display on the center … Continue reading →

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The Black Snake

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Ron

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods.  In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and dishevelled. “What happened?” asked a … Continue reading →

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