Monthly Archives: August 2012

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,”Great, so now you’re cheating The lowest price tadalafil indications of overdose typically incorporate … Continue reading →

On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One … Continue reading →

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.  He says, “So what’s bothering you,dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says, “Oh, … Continue reading →

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University 1.  He had only one major publication. 2.  It was in Hebrew. 3.  It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5.  Some doubt He wrote it by … Continue reading →

There was an old nun and a young nun talking in the convent. The old nun said to the young nun, “I must go on a trip. I will be gone for one week. During that time, you will be … Continue reading →

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they … Continue reading →

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw his wife flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning … Continue reading →

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. “Good morning, sir! I’d like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked that it’s runny, and the other so over cooked … Continue reading →