Daily Archives: September 5, 2012

Aspirin Overdose

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

Jane calls the doctor in a panic. “Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?” The doctor asked Jane, “Are you sure it was a dozen?” The frantic mother says, “Absolutely! Doctor, I’m scared to … Continue reading →

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The Hokey Pokey

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

The Hokey Pokey Put your left foot in, Your left foot out, Your left footin, And shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey And turn yourself around That’s what it’s all about. – Original Lyrics The issue of … Continue reading →

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An Engineer, Physicist and Mathematician in a hotel

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water … Continue reading →

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Life’s Observations

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.” 3. I have my own little world. But it’s OK, they know me here. 4. Money … Continue reading →

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Power Sources

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

Will your body be the battery of the future? 2012.09.05.08:25 The average human, at rest, produces around 100 watts of power. This equates to around 2000 kcal of food energy, which is why your recommended daily intake of calories Buy … Continue reading →

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Golf Meditations

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Ron

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth … Continue reading →

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