Daily Archives: September 11, 2012

No-Frills Airline

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

You Know It’s a No-Frills Airline If: 1. They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances. 2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. 3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. 4. If … Continue reading →

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Gathering Chickens

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy … Continue reading →

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The Beer Prayer

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At home as in the travern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, There is no need to wait until you … Continue reading →

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Sure Thing Bar Bet

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said thefirst … Continue reading →

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RAMDisk

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

Dataram RAMDisk Version 4.0.0 Freeware RAMDisk Installation (WIN) Release Date: 2012.09.11 Download for personal use. Supports disk sizes up to 4 GB. RAMDisk creates a virtual RAM drive, or block of memory, which your computer treats as if it were … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Word

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

Three ways to display text in the margin of a Word document 2012.09.11.08:34 Use these simple methods to display text and graphics in the left or right margin of a Word document. 10 cool ways to get more from Word’s … Continue reading →

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The Pretzel Charity

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Ron

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, … Continue reading →

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