Daily Archives: September 17, 2012

Heart Surgeon

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. … Continue reading →

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Little Johnny & the Devil

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, “Do you believe in the Devil?” “No,” said This is done to widen on line cialis the urethra so that any problem with one is likely to affect the potency. Major Varieties of … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Office

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

What you gain and lose with Office 2013 subscriptions 2012.09.17.21:17 Can Microsoft convince you that renting Office is better than buying? They’re using a classic carrot-and-stick approach to get you to switch. Sticking with “traditional” software will cost you dearly. … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Excel Trinkets

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

Shortcuts UPDATED: 2010.04.05.10:36 UTC The 10 most useful Excel keyboard shortcuts Shortcut Action [Alt] [Enter] Insert a new line within a cell [F2] Enable editing within a cell [Shift][F2] Add a comment to a cell [Ctrl] [F2] Open Print Preview … Continue reading →

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Hard Drives

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

The squeak of innovation: Western Digital launching helium-filled hard drives 2012.09.17.08:16 Western Digital has announced that it intends to bring hermetically sealed, helium-filled hard drives to market next year. These new drives are being touted as paving the way for … Continue reading →

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Leroy

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Ron

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the Broom Factory. On his first day the straw boss (Floor supervisor)calls ol’ Leroy into his little office and says, “You the new man huh?  What is yer name?” Leroy replied “Leroy” There … Continue reading →

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