ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Comparisons:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women
The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
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Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.
Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they do not believe you.
Men
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes — There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage & after.
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they do not really care for them.
Although they do not really care for them, they always have one around.
Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Although they try their luck with others, they get really ticked off if the first woman leaves them.
Although the woman leaves them, they still do not learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.