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Monthly Archives: September 2012
The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At home as in the travern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, There is no need to wait until you … Continue reading
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Sure Thing Bar Bet
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said thefirst … Continue reading
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Microsoft Word
Three ways to display text in the margin of a Word document 2012.09.11.08:34 Use these simple methods to display text and graphics in the left or right margin of a Word document. 10 cool ways to get more from Word’s … Continue reading
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The Pretzel Charity
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, … Continue reading
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WordPress Hacked
A few minutes of PHP/Wordpress help for a hacked non-profit! Over the weekend, we were hacked. The site seems to function normally, but links to our pages show up with SEO spam. Suggest the following: 1. Export the entire blog … Continue reading
Grandma’s Visit
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he’s been promising to do!” His … Continue reading
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Juan the Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. A guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get … Continue reading
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Joss Whedon Believes
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Wedding Dress
Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty’s mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening, the family gathered in … Continue reading
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