Monthly Archives: September 2012

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the … Continue reading →

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles … Continue reading →

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. … Continue reading →

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. … Continue reading →

Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk or sodas. When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. When nearly everyone’s mom … Continue reading →

The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”. A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but The condition when reaches at the worst viagra tablets in india level makes man impotent that he no longer achieves erections … Continue reading →

This technician’s company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2 p.m., the tugboats send data on the day’s activities to the company’s traffic department. At least … Continue reading →

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. A hard-on does not count as personal growth. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting. Do I look like a fricking people person? I pretend to work. They pretend to pay … Continue reading →

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and … Continue reading →

How to write a College Paper 1.  Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2.  Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3.  Walk down to the … Continue reading →