Monthly Archives: September 2012

Blind Date

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Ron

A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins … Continue reading →

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The Elephant and the Turtle

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Ron

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing … Continue reading →

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The Perfect Man

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Ron

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. … Continue reading →

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Software for compression, archival, backup, syncronization or recovery

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Ron

How to use Image Backup for Windows 8 2012.09.07.11:44 Derek Schauland details the steps for using Image Backup for Windows 8 to create an image, create backup media, recover files, and transfer files. Amanda chapter in Backup and Recovery 2011.03.18.18:40 … Continue reading →

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Quantum Computing

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Ron

Quantum teleportation over 143km smashes distance record 2012.09.07.11:10 International researchers say their work paves the way for global quantum communications. Next up: the quantum internet? IBM creates 1Tbps Holey Optochip 2012.03.08.06:42 Researchers at IBM have created an optical computer chip … Continue reading →

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Collected Comments of College Students

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Ron

He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high. Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up! His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame. Textbook is confusing … someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it. This class … Continue reading →

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Defensive Driving Course

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Ron

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would be … Continue reading →

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Better living through chemistry

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Ron

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God the Artist

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Ron

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. “Boys and girls, what do we know about God?” A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy. There are plenty of these natural … Continue reading →

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Ashampoo Burning Studio

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Ron

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