Monthly Archives: September 2012

Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show? 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. … Continue reading →

Jane calls the doctor in a panic. “Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?” The doctor asked Jane, “Are you sure it was a dozen?” The frantic mother says, “Absolutely! Doctor, I’m scared to … Continue reading →

The Hokey Pokey Put your left foot in, Your left foot out, Your left footin, And shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey And turn yourself around That’s what it’s all about. – Original Lyrics The issue of … Continue reading →

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water … Continue reading →

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.” 3. I have my own little world. But it’s OK, they know me here. 4. Money … Continue reading →

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth … Continue reading →

Anywhere you hang your @ is home. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little … Continue reading →

Big Checks and Banking Woes The girl came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried. “I did?  What did I tell you?” said the dad. Whether you buy this medication online … Continue reading →