Monthly Archives: September 2012

Microsoft Outlook

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Ron

10 tips for speeding up Outlook 2012.09.22.11:34 Does Outlook’s pokey performance have you gnashing your teeth with frustration? Try these simple fixes to give it a kick in the pants. 10 Outlook defaults you can customize to work the way … Continue reading →

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Embarrassing Traffic Stop

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ron

A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to drive past. Some honked their horns, others hooted, and still others stopped to admonish … Continue reading →

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UEFI

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ron

Ubuntu Linux adopts new UEFI boot problem approach 2012.09.21.16:37 Canonical, Ubuntu’s parent company, is taking a new way to address the Windows 8 UEFI secure-boot problem. Linux developers working on Windows UEFI secure boot problem 2012.07.15.08:46 With Windows 8 PCs … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Windows 8

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ron

Follow the right Windows 8 upgrade path 2012.09.21.13:21 Upgrading to Windows 8 may not be as simple as you think, this infographic will help. A cheap, effective home server — using Windows 8 2012.09.19.22:33 Windows 8 has taken it on … Continue reading →

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Long Sermon

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Ron

Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to have … Continue reading →

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New Math?

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” … Continue reading →

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Child’s Perspective on Retirement

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got … Continue reading →

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We Deliver

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. “Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said. “I … Continue reading →

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Universal Time

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open. “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week,” says the technician who answers the call. In recent … Continue reading →

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Free FTP

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

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