Monthly Archives: September 2012

Virus and Malware Cleanup

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A quick fix for problems with Windows Update 2012.09.20.07:27 Microsoft’s Windows Update Fix-it. This automated tool will scan your Windows Update configuration and repair any problems it finds, resolve any incorrect data locations, and re-register required services. Microsoft points to … Continue reading →

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Back Seat

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little Johnny. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group … Continue reading →

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The Bible According to Kids

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so … Continue reading →

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The Garden of Eden

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” Kamagra has been used widely by … Continue reading →

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3D Printing

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

MakerBot Unveils Replicator 2 3D Printer 2012.09.19.18:10 MakerBot today unveiled its next-gen 3D printer, which CEO Bre Prettis said will produce professional-quality models. 10 machines for home manufacturing 2012.08.23.04:40 3D printing is becoming affordable thanks to the availability of home … Continue reading →

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Space Missions

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

NASA working on faster-than-light space travel, says warp drives are ‘plausible’ 2012.09.19.08:54 Trekkies rejoice: while real breakthroughs in warp drive design haven’t happened yet, we’re moving closer to making faster-than-light travel truly feasible. Curiosity sets personal speed record, begins flexing … Continue reading →

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Warp Drives

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

NASA working on faster-than-light space travel, says warp drives are ‘plausible’ Trekkies rejoice: while real breakthroughs in warp drive design haven’t happened yet, we’re moving closer to making faster-than-light travel truly feasible. For such men, robertrobb.com cialis overnight no prescription … Continue reading →

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The Judge’s Tie

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Ron

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband’s sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a resort complex to … Continue reading →

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Life as a Camel

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Ron

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you … Continue reading →

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Power of Verse

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Ron

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, “Stop! Acts … Continue reading →

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