Monthly Archives: September 2012

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the Broom Factory. On his first day the straw boss (Floor supervisor)calls ol’ Leroy into his little office and says, “You the new man huh?  What is yer name?” Leroy replied “Leroy” There … Continue reading →

Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn’t especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to … Continue reading →

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil.” The dying man said nothing. Some may, however, need … Continue reading →

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde … Continue reading →

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after … Continue reading →

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking alcohol when all of a sudden, the passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It’s a po-lice roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!” “Don’t … Continue reading →

Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned by the Governor. The big event is the 100m Sister chase. … Continue reading →

When I Was Your Age A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before … Continue reading →

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding.” The wedding vows went like this: “You have the right to remain silent, anything This makes it important to understand why a perceived gender bias in incomes still exists, online levitra and … Continue reading →

Beatles Computer Song – Let It Be When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C. As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I … Continue reading →