Daily Archives: October 12, 2012

Artists’ Canvas

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?” … Continue reading →

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Calls to Call Centers

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”. Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about”. Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug … Continue reading →

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Mess Maker

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.” The … Continue reading →

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Cooking Eggs

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN … Continue reading →

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Windows 8 Prices

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

Prices and packaging for Windows 8 go public Summary: Online retailer Newegg began taking preorders for Windows 8 today. Their product lineup includes pricing and packaging details that jumped the gun on Microsoft’s official announcement. Lack viagra samples in canada … Continue reading →

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Wedding Cake Verse

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Ron

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with “1 John 4:18” which reads “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.” The bakery evidently lost, smudged or … Continue reading →

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