Daily Archives: October 21, 2012

The Life of a Dog

8:00 am – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 am – Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 am … Continue reading

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Stance Adjustment

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee … Continue reading

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Two Penny Tomato

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine. “No,” said … Continue reading

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Camping

Last summer, my husband, Bill, took me camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. Bill tried the usual tactics to determine direction – moss … Continue reading

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