Daily Archives: October 28, 2012

Trouble With Mice

An elderly couple had a parlor in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts. They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one evening … Continue reading

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Amazing

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Cast The First Stone

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, “Now does anyone here think they are without sin?” He had … Continue reading

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Fine Wine

On the last day of school, some students bring in gifts for their teacher. The first child is the son of the candy store owner. The teacher shakes the gift and says, “I bet this is candy!” and she is … Continue reading

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Two-Tired

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Blonde Dilemma

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God Complex

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The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner!” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. … Continue reading

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