Monthly Archives: October 2012

Priorities

The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting officer told them they were entitled … Continue reading

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Spelling Bee

Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR, … Continue reading

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Counting Condoms

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?” Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.” Boy: “So, why do they make … Continue reading

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New Drivers License

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the … Continue reading

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Pinocchio’s Splinter Solution

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, “What’s the matter, baby?” Pinocchio’s girlfriend … Continue reading

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Trouble With Mice

An elderly couple had a parlor in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts. They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one evening … Continue reading

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Amazing

Two mothers were talking about a third one who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, that only happens once in twelve-thousand times?” said the first. It also ensures more generic levitra online oxygen supply along with nutrients, vitamins … Continue reading

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Cast The First Stone

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, “Now does anyone here think they are without sin?” He had … Continue reading

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Fine Wine

On the last day of school, some students bring in gifts for their teacher. The first child is the son of the candy store owner. The teacher shakes the gift and says, “I bet this is candy!” and she is … Continue reading

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Two-Tired

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