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Daily Archives: November 7, 2012
The Christian and the Atheist
There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!”. The atheist yells back, “There is no God”. She does this every morning … Continue reading
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Mom’s Time Out
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time. One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her. “Would you like to go out, girl?” he asked. Oral medications are an effective … Continue reading
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Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. … Continue reading
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How to Catch a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, … Continue reading
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Why Learn XML?
I already Know HTML, Do I Really Need Another Language? What’s the point of learning XML when you already know HTML? Well, the reality is that there are many applications that, while they can be done with HTML, DHTML, Java, … Continue reading
The First Clip From Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome
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Royal Flush Gang, Huntress Featured in New Arrow Promo
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Do Something Nice
Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill.” Later, he got a bill for $200.00, … Continue reading
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The Going Rate
As a newlywed couple was checking into the hotel for their honeymoon, another couple at the desk offered to show them around the town that night. Thanking them for the kind offer, the bridegroom explained that it was their wedding … Continue reading
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What Happened in Texas?
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He … Continue reading
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