Daily Archives: November 25, 2012

While in Atlanta on vacation, Little Johnny’s Daddy took one afternoon to see historic sites downtown. Two young families were also in line to the see the sites. Little Johnny struck up a conversation with one of the boys in … Continue reading →

The Greatest Benefits of Being Over 40 Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There is nothing … Continue reading →

The stockbroker’s secretary answered his phone one morning. “I’m sorry,” she said, “Mr. Bradford’s on another line.” “This is Mr. Ingram’s office,” the caller said. “We’d like to know if he’s bullish or bearish right now.” He had more energy … Continue reading →

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, … Continue reading →