Daily Archives: December 21, 2012

Shakespeare by Computer

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

William Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18 (“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”) converted into the programming language ActionScript: var summer:Object = {}; var thee:Object = {}; summer.name = “Summer Day”; thee.name = “Thee”; summer.lovelyness = 9; thee.lovelyness = 10; summer.temperature … Continue reading →

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Texan With a New Car

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy … Continue reading →

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Automobile Acronyms

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

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Down to Two Names

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

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Ripping to be Permitted

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

CD ripping to be permitted following UK copyright reform The UK government has announced changes to how it will enforce copyright that will allow individuals to reproduce copyrighted material for personal use. Books and music can prove to be sure-fire … Continue reading →

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NimbleTV

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

NimbleTV, a Slingbox-like service with no box, starts trials NimbleTV, a new streaming video service that could be useful if it doesn’t get sued into oblivion, is now in trials. Sensorineural impairment is due to disorder, dysfunction, lesion, or malformation … Continue reading →

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CCleaner

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

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Marvel Select Figures

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

Top-Secret Marvel Select Figures for Iron This could represent the end of his professional baseball career with the Cincinnati Reds, where he was given a chance viagra mastercard as a third baseman in 1998 along with his brother Bret Boone … Continue reading →

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Toad for Windows

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

Toad for Windows Release Date: 2012.12.21.07:52 Toad for Windows allows you to quickly create and execute database queries. With Toad you can: Compare, extract, and search for objects; manage projects; import/export data; and administer the database. Toad also features: Version … Continue reading →

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MySQL

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

MySQL MySQL 5.6 to ship in early 2013 Oracle’s enhanced open source database will be ready for general availability in early 2013 and the company is working on a future version with a pluggable UI, more NoSQL options and revamped … Continue reading →

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