Daily Archives: December 25, 2012

School Teacher and the Judge

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school … Continue reading →

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The Bible Salesman

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

A man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,” … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

“Many of us are at the “metallic age” – gold in Here, we will provide 5 helpful tips that you should tadalafil viagra follow your physician’s advice before putting the drug into your life. Contrary to what you may have … Continue reading →

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Employee Placement Method

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with … Continue reading →

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Lena’s Divorce

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, “I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support.” It help in regulating healthy flow of urine and hence used … Continue reading →

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mickle

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (MIK-uhl) http://wordsmith.org/words/mickle.mp3 MEANING: (noun), A large amount. (adjective), Great, large. (adverb), Much. ETYMOLOGY: From Old English micel (much). Ultimately from the Indo-European rootmeg- (great), which is also the source of magnificent, maharajah, mahatma, master, mayor, maestro, magnate, magistrate, maximum, … Continue reading →

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The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas – A Software Developers’ Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: See if they … Continue reading →

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