Daily Archives: December 31, 2012

Nerd Overpopulation

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying “Nerds Not Allowed – Enter At Your Own Risk!” He goes in and … Continue reading →

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Florist Mistake

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed “Deepest Sympathy”. While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having … Continue reading →

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Job Search Woes

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential … Continue reading →

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Nudiustertian

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (noo-dee-uhs-TUR-shuhn, nyoo-) http://wordsmith.org/words/nudiustertian.mp3 MEANING: (adjective), Of or relating to the day before yesterday. ETYMOLOGY: From Latin nudius tertius, literally, today is the third day. Earliest documented use: 1647. Also see hesternal (relating to yesterday) hodiernal (relating to today). It … Continue reading →

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Meraki WiFi Stumbler

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

Cisco Meraki WiFi Stumbler Freeware Network (Java) Release Date: Visit site for latest applet. Pros: Browser-based, no software to install. PC and Mac compatible. Quickly discovers nearby access points. Cons: Very basic. Virtually no user interaction. Data not exportable. Bottom … Continue reading →

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Penny Problems

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he … Continue reading →

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