Monthly Archives: December 2012

Kilted

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Ron

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back … Continue reading →

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Three Wise Women

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Ron

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The Collar

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Ron

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and … Continue reading →

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What is Pi?

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Ron

Several scientists were all posed the following question: “What is pi?” The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7” The physicist said: “It is 3.14159” go right here purchase cheap viagra Even though in some cases it is reversible, … Continue reading →

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Shakespeare by Computer

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

William Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18 (“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”) converted into the programming language ActionScript: var summer:Object = {}; var thee:Object = {}; summer.name = “Summer Day”; thee.name = “Thee”; summer.lovelyness = 9; thee.lovelyness = 10; summer.temperature … Continue reading →

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Texan With a New Car

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy … Continue reading →

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Automobile Acronyms

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

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Down to Two Names

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

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Ripping to be Permitted

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

CD ripping to be permitted following UK copyright reform The UK government has announced changes to how it will enforce copyright that will allow individuals to reproduce copyrighted material for personal use. Books and music can prove to be sure-fire … Continue reading →

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NimbleTV

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

NimbleTV, a Slingbox-like service with no box, starts trials NimbleTV, a new streaming video service that could be useful if it doesn’t get sued into oblivion, is now in trials. Sensorineural impairment is due to disorder, dysfunction, lesion, or malformation … Continue reading →

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