Monthly Archives: January 2013

50th Anniversary

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their … Continue reading →

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CTC

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint. “I’ve found CTC to be the cheapest plan around,” offered one. It relieves you tadalafil 20mg from fatigue … Continue reading →

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Military Cargo Plane

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in … Continue reading →

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Talented Dog

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

Tim O’Rourke was walking his Irish Setter in the country side. He picked up a stick and threw it, the dog went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a different direction and the dog … Continue reading →

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Sublunary

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (suhb-LOO-nuh-ree) http://wordsmith.org/words/sublunary.mp3 MEANING: (adjective), Situated beneath the moon; hence, of or pertaining to this world; terrestrial; earthly. ETYMOLOGY: Sublunary is from the Latin sublunaris, from sub, “under” + luna, “the moon.” Today, the condition becomes barriers for the middle … Continue reading →

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Sick Day

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work. Meds4world store provides complete information about Erectile dysfunction, its treatment with … Continue reading →

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Armscye or Armseye

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (AHRM-sy, -zy) http://wordsmith.org/words/armscye.mp3 MEANING: (noun), An opening in a garment for attaching a sleeve; an armhole. ETYMOLOGY: From arm, from Old English earm + scye (armhole), from Scottish, reanalyzed as arm’s eye. You discount generic viagra need to gulp … Continue reading →

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Personal Question

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Ron

A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said: “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” “Yes I do,” replied the beautiful young woman, “But go ahead, as … Continue reading →

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Texas

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Ron

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. “Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” the man replied. Remember, how following healthy … Continue reading →

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Unruly Child

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Ron

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, ‘I’m running away from home!’. The father calmly … Continue reading →

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