Daily Archives: January 5, 2013

Two Engineering Students

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading →

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Eggplants

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!” You must have heard the saying “God … Continue reading →

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Pizza Coupon

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon. Exercise generic tadalafil no prescription also improves blood flow to your penile … Continue reading →

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Don’t Touch Me

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me”. “Why not”, he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m dead”. The husband … Continue reading →

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The Island

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. Bitterness and getting apprehensive may maybe even set up as … Continue reading →

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One-Liners

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so This anti androgen pill acts purchase levitra in canada by inhibiting type II 5-alpha reductase, the enzyme that converts testosterone into dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Major medical organizations do not … Continue reading →

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Hippopotamus, New York

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

A woman called to make reservations “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights … Continue reading →

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