Daily Archives: January 7, 2013

Bumper Stickers

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to … Continue reading →

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Little Bobby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother … Continue reading →

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Feeding the Baby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into … Continue reading →

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Memory Clinic

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. … Continue reading →

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