Daily Archives: January 18, 2013

Penthouse in Heaven

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment. The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Joining The Army

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their … Continue reading →

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Some Race Horses

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” … Continue reading →

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Audi Piloted Parking

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

Audi’s self-parking car: What’s stopping the tech getting on our roads? Summary: Audi recently demonstrated a car that can park itself without the need for a driver. But while the technology already exists to make autonomous cars a reality, it … Continue reading →

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Tea For Two

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. If a person is cheap viagra … Continue reading →

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