Daily Archives: January 29, 2013

Dusty Housekeeping

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, “You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel.” viagra 100mg mastercard … Continue reading →

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Soccer Commentators

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took … Continue reading →

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Mr. Smith is Dead

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?”, asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist … Continue reading →

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Perspective

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” History has proven that even in … Continue reading →

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Gifts For Men

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he … Continue reading →

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